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Hrrmmmmm not alot has happened latley, had fun  everyday, i broke down my door because my dad locked it, so i cant use MY own bathroom, so i got pissed and broke it down :]. hahahahaha im ALWAYS nice, i  help friends with their problems, i listen, i am there for everybody, but when IM pissed. im the biggest bitch ahahah, and nobody has seen me as a total bitch, just heard of my storys. ummmmmm so i dont like anybody at he moment, im being a flirty flirt with everybody, i sound like a whore huh? deal with it  i used to like jordan, and i dunno if i still do hahaha i dont have trembles like i used to, but hes cool to talk to. im single and loving it so far. i dont have....cravings i guess for a guy. so thats good so far :]. ummmmi never really liked a lot of guys, i said a lot were realllly cute...but i've only had a crush on 3, which was tyler, isaac, and jordan. and jordan, hes asain o,o. i never date asians, i dont like asians (i do, but i dont like them as in relationships, and im also asian ahahah) but jordan was acceptable, so that made him kinda speacial you know? and he gave a realllly good/funny first impression, and that was a thumbs up :P. and another thing is that i only met him once. so thats kinda eh, and im seeing him again later this month for dance :D. so i will be seeing him for a second time, and that means me=FREAK A LEAK (freek a leek). i will make him jizz in his pants :D. HAHAHAHAHAHA jk, kinda . but another thing, that will be kinda bad for jordan is, theres 2 other guys i wanna meet. mykee and sean. 2 other gays i ahvent met, but they're cute-er than jordan, so that means i can make jordan jealous :X. i dont like being mean, but jordan is a tease, so i will be a tease too :]. i found out about mykee and sean the same day when i went to manuelas house, we went to diff schools at the start of 9th grade, so you know, i need to know whos gay at that school. so she showed me them, and they're cute :]. i talked to mykee on the phone, winnie said i was a flirt ahhahahahaaahha :P. and i've only seen pics of sean, but i heard he likes to freak dance, and hes a morman, and he denys hes gay, even though he told manuela he liked mykee. weird? so im really excited for spring prom/spring dance w/e, so yeah, im looking forward to it :]. hrmm ima rant on random stuff. ummm last night i woke up around 2AM and was like "i want a double cheeseburger at mcdonalds" and i fell back asleep HAHAHAHA. ummmmm. my jeffree star booty shorts are here :D. hella cute. ummmm i think thats about it for now :]

Round It Up! <333

KK. So its been like 2309483 years since i did a post. So ima do a quick update of what happened in a loooong time. ummmm started a journal, i used to like shawn shmenger or w/e. hung with winnie and met johnson, we went to a persons house which was hella huge and nice, 203948 rooms, a sauna. johson = flirty cute asian. never liked an asian before. ummmmmm school was gay. oh halloween with jessie andrew and jenyn was really fun, went to mcdonalds too and had a blast. thats the only thing i find fun so far :] oh yeah, got a video ipod, i have 2 victorias secret ashion shows on there and a porno hahahhahahaha. oh yeah, me and manuela are friends again :P we became not friends cause she didnt talk to me for four months because i was "annoying" stupid hoe. but now we're good.

Libertys Dance.

KK so Winnie invited me to libertys dance, their "masqurade ball" which is like, phantom of the opera shiet. so winnie and chelsey and manuela came over to my house to get ready for the dance, we watched garfield, winnie made manuela emo so she was sad while we were getting dressed. i went in a pink bow, white polo and black pants. so we headed off to dinner at dennys, had hella fun just chatting with everybody, got away from schools stress. i found out manuela is embarrassed when ordering food HAHAHAAH. ummmm so we got to the dance. it was all techno music. me chelsey and manuela freaked dance for a bit. hella intense. hahaha. so winnie showed me jake. hes exactly like matt ale but hella cooler. so we were dancing yadda yadda yadda. and winnie was like "IM GONNA FIND YOU JORDAN TO DANCE WITH" and i was like "dude, its okay i dont care" so we searched and found him. he was sitting with his friend chatting. so as a joke i was like "JOOORDAAAAN! o.ov" and he turned around and was like ".....heeey" and i was like "hrmmm hes kinda cute" so me and chelsey were dancing and then i turned around and winnie was chatting with him. and i was like "shit" and they called me over. and i was FUCKING SHY AS HELL. he was like "hi im jordan" (he was in a fucking cape HAHAHA, i dint know why at first, but i remembered it was a masqurade ball) and i was like " im christian.." im hella shy meeting guys. and he turned to winnie and was like "do i make all guys nervous like this?" and im like "nooo only me ahha" and hes like "well it was really nice meeting you, can i get a hug?" so i gave him a hug and almost died! aaah! and then when i was walking away he asked for another hug so i gave him one :P. aand winnie was like "OMG YOU'RE SO NERVOUS AND SHY!!!" i was like "stfu noob" haha. so i didnt get to dance jordan. i had 203948 chances too,everybody was like "do it!" but i didnt. so i let a chance slip by, which was sad. so the dance was over. i was pretty tired from dancing and bummed i didnt dance with him. so winnie was introducing me to people at liberty, i don remember their names, but i was giving one a hug but accidently touched her boobies hahahaaha. and i hugged a girl with HUGE boobies. they called her ninnie or something. so we were chatting and was gonna leave. and then all of a sudden jordan walks up towards me and im already sweating. and he was like "it was really nice meeting you, you hsould  go to the next dance" and i was like "yeah i will be at spring fling " and he asked for another hug, and we parted :[. so we were leaving. and all of a sudden manuela called us and we looked. somebody slashed our tire or it popped. so we were stranded for like an hour. but jake was keeping me company by chatting and stuff. yeah. when the car was done, we went to winnies and went into chelseys car and the ytook me home. chelsey is hella cool :]. so later one, i found his myspace, added him, chatted with him. and hes amazingly cute. and winnie told me during school that she said he said "christians cute, but too shy" and "I LIKE CHRISTIAN!" and winnie was like "YEAH, HES CUTE!" AND HES LIKE "YEAH! :]]" and i havent talked to him since the 20th. and today is the 25th. :]. hes amazing.

 Chads and Mikes party.

Ashley came over. we went to the party, we played game, went in our bunny suits. played truth or dare. i gave amanda  a lapdance. we pranked called people. it was fun :]. i love his doggy

 Winter break.

Chads party. Jennys ex ex wants to kill me cause im gay and my myspace name is "virginjesus" but his weak ass has NOTHING on me. i will fuck him up so fucking bad you dont even know. ummm isabelles pary christopher is so fucking funny and chrisina and JJ. me and natasha in my french class are becoming really good friends. i finshed 2 projects in less then 2 hours. thats all. keep you updated in a long time :]

Arrrgh, I want that BOOTY

Eugenia Volodina, my fav. model

The past two days

 

   All i did was chat online with my best friend ashley, cybering with random guys, hella funny. and thats about it

Today

   Today was verrry fun (for me). it was my cousins (AKA sister bears) birthday, and grandpas, and we hung out at my uncles house for about 3 hours, and then around 8 we went to fifi's house and soon JJ, Johnathan, Christina, and Nick came by, and we played frisbee outside, and i thought that was fun haha. Then we went to pick up Alex and then Alicia, and we were off to see "Pirates of the Caribbean" and while waiting for the movie to start, i was playing with alicias tampon and it was hella funny, then we started talking, and im just gonna get to the point, during the movie and during the previews, it was really fun, i dont want to get into details or else this will be one long ass blog haha. so after the movie was over, i was alittle confused, but i give the movie an 8.5, then my cousin threw my tampon at some guy and it landed on his shoulder AHAHAHAHAHAHLA;SJDFL yeah, then we parted, and today was really fun :]

Bang Bang Boom Boom

July First

   So my grandma just got home from the hospital, lung cancer, we dont really know why she has it, but we have some suspections, probably second hand smoke is our best guess. So i was sleeping over at my brother and sisters house that day, and some left early to see her, and me and my cousin bryan was picked up by my dad and we went back to my house, bored at first, and then my cousin (i consider them my brother and sisters) wanted to ride bikes, so we did, and im happy we did because i just found out i have a a river by my house HAHAHAHA and its sooo tight, its so clean and no bugs, so we found some places that nobody was and it was in the middle of nowhere, so it was a secret place, so i started swimming, enjoying the new place by my house, and i decided to go skinny dipping, because i've always wanted to skinny dip, so i did, and a person saw me, and i was like "SUUP?!" so it was really fun and funny, and we visited my grandma and she looked waaay better, and then i went home :].

The fourth of July...And the Third <3>

   When i woke up, i woke up thinking "damn, this fourth is gonna be so gay." Because my best friend Jenny asked me if i wanted to go to the firework thing with her and her brother at bellvue, i was excited at first, but then later on that day, Jenny told me she doesnt think her brother could take us anymore, and thats when i was like "damn." so around 11AM i was like "what am I going to do on my fourth of July?" and i didnt bother asking anybody else if they wanted to hang with me or i hang with them because half of my friends are on vacation and are in a different state, and the other people will be hanging out with people i hate. So i just stayed around the house  for a few hours, and my dad tells me that we're going to my cousins BBQ, and that made it better because i like hanging out with my cousins. So during the BBQ i got to meet my cousins BF Dayza or w/e the hell you spell is name  and hes pretty cool, hes not a little puppy dog that follows my cousin, and he doesnt hit on any of our other cousins so it was good haha. So while we were eating, i told my ghetto jokes to the family like, (dont be affended (sp) by this joke, i love everybody) "what do you hear in the ghetto during July fourth?" answer, "GUNSHOTS" ahhaahahhaahahahah, yeah, i make random jokes from nowhere, thats why its so ghetto. And also, i was seriously about to shoot myself because my little cousin likes to be retarded (or tries to be funny) when people are around, so yeah, about to chuck a peice of chicken at his head hahaha. after eating the yummy food, and the cookies and cream ice cream  me and JJ watched the last episode of elfen lied. and then we drove off to go to her best friends house, eva while listening to "BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE" hahaha. because we were gonna blow some fireworks in Newcastle because fireworks are banned in Renton. So we blew some of those spinny color things, and there was one thing that looked like the spinny things, but it explodes at the end. and me and JJ screamed so fucking loud because we didnt know it was gonna happen, even though the name of the firework was "spin on the ground and bang" (hella ghetto name haha) and eva didnt even come outside because she was playing WOW (world of warcraft). so me and JJ were just sitting there blowing some fire works and then evas brother came out, and we played with MORNING GLORYS hella tight, and some cute guy around my age came and see us and it was tight . and then later JJ's BF nick came and we threw some fireworks in the sewer, and stupid Evas brother was holding one of those loud popping ones that you light and like 2 seconds later a huge bang goes, its like a zebra,  and he lit it, and hes like "IM GONNA THROW IT....READY?....FIRE IN THE HO..." and right when he threw it, it popped right next to his face, one second later, it would've blasted that mofo's hand off. then later we went to see if there was any places that was lighting fireworks, went to coulon beach, but there was hellllllla cars in the parking lot, then we went to seattle, but gangsters where there haha, and it was an akward silence. so we drove back to evas and i stepped out of nicks car, and JJ and him were talking about something, and it was dark and people were lighting fireworks so i couldnt hear what they were saying, and jessica walked out. so it was kinda a akward ride home too, and then jessica says how things arent working out and its gonna end soon, and it was hard for me because i couldnt do anything, but she did say she would be fine just being good friends with him. so we got back home and watched alittle anime. and she went to sleep, and i walked in the other room on the laptop. oh yeah, jenny did end up going to the bellvue thing and didnt even tell me, that fucker.

 Today. July 5th

   Around 1AM i was on the laptop, looking at myspaces and videos while JJ slept. talking to people, and my other best friend Ashley, talking about memorys from back then, and her sending me pics of guys thingy that they sent to her hahaha. it was really fun just chatting with people online, and then i talked with a guy that was jessicas friend, Keith, he was such a nice and funny person  and then later i chatted with FIFIII and then she told me she was blogging on here, and i havnt wrote a blog in 2 years, until today, so i got back in the mood doing this. and then i just chatted and had fun and then the laptop almost died on me, so i had to go to sleep around 5AM, and i couldnt because the sun was already coming up, and the ennoying birds were out. so i woke at 2, went over to my other cousins, played game with them for awhile, then played golf with them, i sucked so bad. and we went outside and played basketball, then my dad came to pick me up. now im at home, and now im on here! blogging away. and yeah, this week has been really fun. and i dont know what im doing today, but i'll update everybody on what i did :]

thanks for reading my long ass blog,

 love christian :]